Jonas Ahnelov & NO MORE CHEW!

This is my new best friend - Jonas Ahnelov. There are a few reasons for this and I'll explain them to you now. One of which is the (extremely fangirl-ish) fact that he's 10 kinds of beautiful. Don't argue with me ladies, it's so there. Next up, a little more fan and a lot less girl, he's a god damn machine on the ice. At yesterday's Rookie exhibition game (vs. L.A.) he was still getting his sea legs (ice legs?) under him and so he wasn't on fire... however, he was fired up.

I'll say one thing for you damn Kings, you guys are irritating as shit. Cheapshots abound when the Baby Kings are in the building. I'm sure we had our share too and I really don't want 15 emails saying that Coyotes Pups suck and were doing as many cheapers as the Princes. I'm blind to my team's flaws. You leave them be.

So I'll say this - Ahnelov is a beast, I hope he has a spot on our roster at some point this year. He is so exciting to watch (and no, that's not a reference to his pretty features) and I would really kill to see him unleash some of that temper that I see rolling under the exterior.

Moving right along. Derek Morris, you own my heart for more than one reason. You've got a hell of a sniper shot and you're an honest to god nice guy (who knew there were any of you left?) but honey, the chew? Not a good look for you. Not a good look for anybody. Please, for the love of all things beautiful, put it away!!

That is all.

IT'S HOCKEY SEASON FOLKS!!